The mower stalled, twice; kneeling, I found
A hedgehog jammed up against the blades,
Killed. It had been in the long grass.
I had seen it before, and even fed it, once.
Now I had mauled its unobtrusive world
Unmendably. Burial was no help:
Next morning I got up and it did not.
The first day after a death, the new absence
Is always the same; we should be careful
Of each other, we should be kind
While there is still time.
Is there a bootleg of first dates closing performance ( audio or bootleg I just want krystas final safer, final first impressions and final something that will last) is there also a bootleg available of heathers with Ryan mccartan as JD? Thank you
I’m not sure. I haven’t seen one about though.
EDIT: Thanks arthurdarvvill for the info that Ryan McCartan is JD in the act one only Heathers :)
There is definitely an audio recording of the First Date closing night (I have it, and am willing to trade or gift it). No idea if there is video, though.
"I’m not laughing. I haven’t laughed since my wife died."
"Why did you laugh when your wife died?"
A Touch of Cloth is Charlie Brooker’s “spoof of every British crime drama made in the last decade”, which packs more spot-on parody, visual gags and groan-inducing puns into the first five minutes of each episode than most comedies manage in an entire series. It’s both excellent and underrated.
It stars John Hannah as DCI Jack Cloth and Suranne Jones as DC Anne Oldman, along with regulars and guest-stars including Julian Rhind-Tutt, Navin Chowdhry, Adrian Bower, Daisy Beaumont, Todd Carty, Anna Chancellor, Stephen Dillane, Karen Gillan.
There have been three two-episode series and I think you’ll all love it. If that winning argument hasn’t convinced you yet, check out this trailer for the first series or even better this awesome chase sequence.
In my quest to spread it’s spoof-tastic joy I’ve uploaded all six episodes to Mega, so they are available to download here [x]. Enjoy!
The Starks Threaten The Lannisters But Get Murdered Anyway
Just in case you crazy kids needed a mnemonic device to remember the 9 Great Houses.
[ Tully, Stark, Targaryen, Tyrell, Lannister, Baratheon, Greyjoy, Martell, Arryn ]